Conkers Bad Fur Day
Before I start this review I do feel that I
should warn you that it has a 15 rating so it may not be
suitable for younger children. The story line of this game is
that at the start you have Conker telling you how he became king
in only one day which he has called his 'Bad Fur Day'! Right
from the start you get a glimpse of the dirty humour and bad
language as you stroll around drunk talking to a scarecrow! All
Conker wants is to get back home and recover from his hangover
but gets a little side tracked with tons of people, namely bees
and other animals, asking for his help in exchange for good old
cash! While at the same time unknown to him, getting hunted down
by a black panther king who needs him to prop up one side of his
table so that he won't spill any of his milk!
Characters.
-Conker. A little alcoholic squirrel who is
trying to get home, after a night of heavy drinking, so that he
can recover from a hangover.
-Berri. Conker's girlfriend who gets involved
with a weasel who owns a night club for big blue rock things and
also runs a little gangster operation.
-Birdy. A drunken scarecrow who has a vast
range of knowledge.
-The Fabled Panther King. Supposedly doesn't
exist from after the great milk wars when he was meant to have
betrayed the Kulas of Conk (squirrels) and chopped off the
weasel king's legs!
-Tediz. A whole army of little teddy bears who
are fighting a war with the squirrels.
This is a hilarious game with some very funny
characters like Gregg the Grim Reaper and the opera singing
Great Mighty Poo! It takes scenes from films such as The Matrix,
Saving Private Ryan and Alien which will all make you wet
yourself with laughter! Though as I did say at the start it has
a 15 rating so don't come crying to me when you get denied by
the store clerk for being to young! I give it 3 out of 5.